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The Average American Male by Chad Kultgen My rating: 2 of 5 stars I’m curious about your opinion concerning brilliant people. Can brilliant people see art in places that the rest of us reject? Let’s say some brilliant professor decided … Continue reading →

Have you heard that texting is ruining the English language? Well, it’s true. Just like every other small innovation that comes along and gives us a new way to communicate. All those kids with their LOLs and their WTFs (that … Continue reading →

(transcript, as it were, of the slam-style poem I read at my Birthday party, as requested) Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian clown, trying to get down, here in downtown, south of downtown, for my white friends and my brown, … Continue reading →

There’s a guy down in California who’s giving away his sperm, which, as statements go, is sort of like saying there’s a guy over in France eating a baguette. But I’m not even talking about your average one-handed web surfer, … Continue reading →

I just lost my entire blog. 4 years of posts. Gone. My fault. Clicked a button I should not have clicked. Going to go look for a seppuku knife now.