Stories Written in 2010 and 2011
The Opposite of Angst | Bad Motorcycalia | Do the Math, Waco | Lev Grettel, Crucifixion Specialist | A Minor Incident at Parkwood and 45th* | My Illegal Aliens | Reverse Stalking* | Microwave Popcorn* | When the Tough Get Going | The Secret Red Book | Tooth and Nail | Special Delivery | Cowboy Coffee* | Cougars, Tigers, and Milfs, Oh My* | Addicted to Running but Didn’t Realize it until He Got a Bad Cramp and Had to Stop* | The Sleek Silver Robot* | An Amnesiac Does the New York Times Crossword Puzzle | Sucks To Be You | Lemons | Lemons (in 2nd person) | Airports Pretty Much Suck | Midlife Crisis | The Butler Did It | Pop Zombie Punk | Blueberry Muffins | Breakup Deli | Doctor Chicago | Today is Saturday | A Different Kind of Fan Fiction | A Bag of Broken Groceries | Earnest Vs. The Bottle | The Taffy Mafia | Death Got Served | Bar. Dark. Drunk. Shots of Whiskey, Sips of Beer. Crappy Baseball Game on TV. Overweight. Almost 30. | It Might Rain Any Time | There's Worse Things Than Zombies | Tsogh Story | The Trouble with Moe | Even the Devil Hates Halloween | Recycle that Water that Falls from Your Eyes | He Wants to be Productive | Parody of an Anime Parody | Six Months After She Moved Away from Washington DC | Unstoppbale and Umoveable Come to an Accord | Gratuitous Violence | One Vagina in Particular | The Fattest Zombie in the World | On the Day of My Mother's Funeral I Woke Up a Changed Man |
(* work that was started previous to 2010 but finished later)

Stories Written Between 2001 and 2010
1-800-Get-Back | Batman Quits | If You Believe in Cause and Effect | A Perfect Conversation | Billy Bob Thornton | Welcome to The Infinite Robot World | I Used to Write All The Time | It's March 28th, 2005 | Kleesh | Permutations | The Squirrel Interviews Satan | Thank You for Banking with First National | The Frank and Zombie Show | Zombies Were People Too | How Would You Like to Go to Mars? | Still Life With Zombie | Loser Chic | My Sister Sam | Existential Job | John 11:35 | You Too, Steve? | Zomnambulism | The House Seller | A Day in the Life of the Earl | Too Many Toes | The Town Council Meeting | A Fine Day In Our Department Store | A Resurrection | Kow Pow | Dex Boulder | Max is a Total Retard | The Way of the Hummingbird

Award Winners
Throwing Stones 1st Prize, Short Story Over 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 1998 | Sung Lee's 1st Prize for the first section, "Marge," Short Story Under 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 1998 | Duncan Heights 3rd Prize, Short Story Over 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 1999 | Broke my Trigger Finger 2nd Prize, Short Story Under 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 1999 | Running Away 2nd Prize, Short Story Over 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 2000 | The Best Pie in Town 2nd Prize, Short Story Under 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 2000

My Favorites
John Smith | Sung Lee's | Karate-Chop Jones | A Good Man is Hard to Fine for Jaywalking | Beware of the Doug | A Flesh Eating Zombie Climbs The Empire State Building | Abrir Los Brazos Como Se Abren Los Ojos | A Bucket of Fried Chicken | Extradition | Suicide Fantasies | Duncan Heights | The Arm | Running Away | Throwing Stones | Cuadrado Punto | A Thursday Night in July | The Best Pie in Town | Broke my Trigger Finger | Fatigues | Fingers and Toes | Life Without Chairs | The Soul-Ship Raven in the Pendragon Star System | Thus He Spake of Adoration | Kleesh | Zombies Were People Too | You Too, Steve? | The Sleek Silver Robot

Stories in the Second Person
September 18th, 1994 | Sometime Around Eight in the Evening | The Summer Job | A Thursday Night in July | How Would You Like to Go to Mars? Lemons (in 2nd person) | Six Months After She Moved Away from Washington DC | Your Name Was Albert

Science Fiction and Fantasy Stories
The Barely Tale | Celebrate Bloodless Coup | Cowards in the Face of Time | An Exciting Tale | Genesis | Make Believe is Fun | Waiting for Michelle | Tooth and Nail | The Sleek Silver Robot

Holiday Stories
Christmas Story | Halloween Story | Thanksgiving Story

Stories about Love, Relationships, Crushes, etc.
Ted? Don't You Love Me Anymore? | Waiting for Michelle | Allusions | Baghdad Etude | Blood Thicker | Chapter Seven | Chivalry | Corny Love Poem, 2000 | Dana's Got Hips | David Meets Gloria | Dilemma | Duncan Heights | For Doris | I Love Roger | It's A Symbol | Never His Father's Son | The Only Damn Love Story I Hope I Ever Write | Scalene | She Said | The Tale of Albert Hand | Three Kinds of Love | Waiter | Women and Men | Doctor Chicago

Stories with Zombies in Them
A Flesh Eating Zombie Climbs The Empire State Building | The Frank and Zombie Show | Zombies Were People Too | Still Life With Zombie | Zomnambulism | A Resurrection | Special Delivery | Airports Pretty Much Suck | Pop Zombie Punk | Doctor Chicago | The Taffy Mafia | There's Worse Things Than Zombies | The Fattest Zombie in the World

Stories with Vampires in Them
The Celerity Club | Dinnertime | The Embrace | Halloween Story | A Vampiric History: Cerrick and Iggy

Stories with Other Supernatural Elements in Them
All Children In His Eyes | The Arm | A Day in the Life of the Earl | A Ghost in the Sun | A Good Man is Hard to Fine for Jaywalking | The House Seller | Scary Algebra Story | Scary English Class Story | Scary Sock-Hop Story | Storm In Winter | Tooth and Nail | Death Got Served | Tsogh Story | Even the Devil Hates Halloween

Stories of an Experimental Nature
A Flesh Eating Zombie Climbs The Empire State Building | --- | The Barely Tale | 945 | Abrir Los Brazos Como Se Abren Los Ojos | Big Mac with Fries | A Bucket of Fried Chicken | Everybody Misses Victoria | Extradition | Gnivigsknaht | Karate-Chop Jones | No, I'm Not | The Packaging Costs More than the Food | The Slave Ship | Sting the Bees | Suicide Fantasies | Wine, Women, and Song | Thank You for Banking with First National | Dex Boulder | Tooth and Nail | A Different Kind of Fan Fiction | Recycle that Water that Falls from Your Eyes | Gratuitous Violence

Fake Scholarship
Corny Love Poem, 2000 | Cuadrado Punto | Dodecon's Butch | From Swanson's Le Roy Qui ne Peut pas Marcher | In Their Own Words: Famous Dutch Philosophers | Letter of Recommendation for Victoria Sevilla | Page 193-195 of The Norton Anthology of Self-Indulgent White Boy Writers | Thus He Spake of Adoration | Depth of Meaning in an Apparently Simple Poem | Pop Zombie Punk | Riot Breaks Out at Sociologist Conference | International Dadaism Month | Film Review: Elf

Insincere Mockery of Creative Non-Fiction
If You Believe in Cause and Effect | Billy Bob Thornton | It's March 28th, 2005 | The Frank and Zombie Show | Still Life With Zombie | My Sister Sam | Existential Job | John 11:35 |

Stories that are Merely Dialogues
--- | The Chess Game | A Conversation | Nostalgia Means Now Tastes Bad | Ted? Don't You Love Me Anymore? | The Turbine | Two Learnéd English Gentleman | Women and Men | The Squirrel Interviews Satan

Stories with Children in Them
Make Believe is Fun | The Arm | A Flesh Eating Zombie Climbs The Empire State Building | Scary Algebra Story | Scary English Class Story | Scary Sock-Hop Story | Doug | Hopscotch | Just a Pipe | Missing Jesse | Queen's Gambit | Rocks | Running Away | Throwing Stones | Still Life With Zombie | My Sister Sam | The Taffy Mafia | It Might Rain Any Time | Max is a Total Retard | Step On A Crack

Stories that are Merely Character Sketches
Doug | James Brown | John Smith | Kathy Scotland | Louis Manger | Sung Lee's | William Johnson | Karate-Chop Jones | A Good Man is Hard to Fine for Jaywalking | Beware of the Doug | Hortense Goes for a Walk | The Jeff Webb Blues | No One Escaped | The Scare Crow | Today is Saturday

Stories that are Not Very Good, Really
Missing Jesse | Storm In Winter | Neverything's the Same | Louis Manger | The Last Days Of Amile Leadbetter | Doug | Rocks | Night Terror | Encore! | A Vampiric History: Cerrick and Iggy | Queen's Gambit | The Clothes that Women Wear | William Johnson | Execution Requires Preparation | Celebrate Bloodless Coup | A Ghost in the Sun | Dear Son | Allusions | Pearls Before Swine | It's A Symbol | One/Every/One Thing | Waiter | Never His Father's Son | Baghdad Etude | The Scare Crow | Spirit | The Embrace | Supper | Dana's Got Hips | If You Believe in Cause and Effect | I Used to Write All The Time | The Squirrel Interviews Satan | Kow Pow | Cougars, Tigers, and Milfs, Oh My | A Bag of Broken Groceries | It Might Rain Any Time | Tsogh Story | He Wants to be Productive | There Is No I in Assume | The Way of the Hummingbird

Stories of Fewer Than 500 Words
Chivalry (209 words) | The Barely Tale (245 words) | Dilemma (282 words) | All Children In His Eyes (293 words) | Congratulations (357 words) | The Turbine (383 words) | Big Mac with Fries (389 words) | In Their Own Words: Famous Dutch Philosophers (451 words) | Scalene (456 words) | Page 193-195 of The Norton Anthology of Self-Indulgent White Boy Writers (496 words) | A Perfect Conversation (7 words) | Existential Job (478 words)| John 11:35 (419 words) | Diary of a Mad Man (6 words)

Stories of Greater Than 5000 Words
Sung Lee's (6578 words) | Three Kinds of Love (6082 words) | Waiting for Michelle (5390 words) | Christmas Story (5235 words)