September 26th thru October 5th


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Monday September 26th, 2005

Apatherati
I can't say I am the original creator of the term "snoberati," having just thought it up about ten minutes ago. A quick hop onto Google finds 3 uses with the spelling "snoberatti," and about 17 with "snoberati." More or less, the word means "those in a position of authority who pass negative judgment on nontraditional phenomena." Inherent in the use of the word is a disparaging attitude towards members of the snoberati—one would not claim, without a sense of irony, of being a snob. Snoberati shall be all-encompassing, and seek to refuse acknowledgement of someone's deserved authority. For example, there are the literati, who are well read or educated; and the glitterati, who are part of the glamorous celebrity set—and certainly one's education or celebrity does give one some authority. But the snoberati shall be those who pass judgment without bothering to explain or justify themselves. " I am a professor and a peer and rich and it's crap because I say so." Also inherent in the appellation is the idea that the snoberati pass judgment automatically: they assume that because something is traditional, it is worthless. And yet, they acknowledge that the new phenomena is worthy of being judged at all— they fail to treat something worthless as it should be geniunly treated—by ignoring it altogether—and so they automatically undermine their own authority: a kind of hubris.

Standing in stark contrast of the snoberati are the anti-intellectuals, and I am moved to coin a term for them too, using this –erati ending. Stupiderati? Dumberati? Plainerati? These all seem ham-handed, and lose power expressly because they are too forced. Egaliterati, though, might work. The idea is to set up the same disdain for the egaliterati as for the snoberati- that they, too, pass judgment with justification, but still acknowledge something that, genuinely, should be ignored, and so are possessed of the same hubris. The anti-intellectuals are snobs of a different sort, inverted snobs so to speak; in any sense, any group that considers itself better than another group just because the other group is an "other" is guilty of snobbism.

So the two words then exist in opposition due to their popular perception, and not due to the inherently hypocritical nature of their motivation.

Me, I'm tired of all of them. And in an effort to be ironic, I want to come up with a term for those of us who do not consider ourselves part of the snoberati, for we do not dismiss new or popular phenomena without considering it's merits, nor do we dismiss things that are accomplished or intellectual just because we do not understand it; instead, we pass disdainful judgment on the judgers, which, again, is a kind of hubris, since we should ignore the damned snobs the sorry fools. Apatherati shall be this word. I am an apatheratus, one of those who think people who call something stupid are stupid.


Saturday October 1st, 2005

Clumpy Zuihitsu
The Lawrencian, the newspaper for which I write horoscopes, is 1 year old.

Last Sunday, I performed stand-up.
At the stand-up last Sunday, some dude made my "homeless people are urban campers" joke.
Of course I never performed that homeless are urban campers joke in public, so it was a coincidence.
I got there too late to sign up to perform, but since I had 4 friends there, they let me perform.

I am writing this on Monday, but don't intend to post it until Tuesday.
Okay now it's Saturday. Oops.

Finished Alias Season 3.
Alias Season 4 comes out on DVD October 11th
Ricky Gervais made a guest appearance on Alias, which was awesome.
I like bangs; I don't know if I like Sydney Bristow in bangs on Alias this third season

Went to the Puyallup fair a week ago. No fried twinkies. Sad emoticon.

I've been watching Deadwood, an HBO show, thanks to Netflix.
I'm 4 episodes into Deadwood.
Deadwood is about Seth Bullock, mostly, but Bill Hickok and Calamity Jane and Al Swearengen too.

Got word: no work off-site meeting in Las Vegas afterall. Thank goodness.

Also from Netflix these days: The Family Guy and The Kids in the Hall.
Future Netflix grab'ems: Arrested Development Season 2, Chappelle's Show Season 2, Millennium Season 2, Father Ted.
Arrested Development also comes out October 11th.
I finished Dead Like Me season 2. Sad to see it go. Goodbye Stewart Copeland!
Also finished Millenium Season 1.
Also finished Firefly.
Started watching Carnivàle too


Finished Monkeyluv. Reading Lunar Park. Not impressed.
Favorite author Trevanian had a new one out, June: The Crazyladies of Pearl Street.
Found, ordered for very cheap, and received a used copy of Ross H. Spencer's The Radish River Caper.
Ross H's early work have a zuihtsu look, but the parts are connected.
Mailed Monkeyluv to a coworker and friend who turned me on to Sapolsky in the first place. Tunrs out, years before I met said coworker, my dad had read a Sapolsky book called Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers.

Saw Corpse Bride last Friday.
Saw The Exorcism of Emily Rose a week before
Got incredibly drunk the night after Emily but a week before Corpse.
Neither movie was amazing; both where entertaining enough, though.
Saw Serenity yesterday.
Serenity was a really really good movie.

Found a cool tutorial on how to make starfields in Photoshop. Here's my first effort (click to see a bigger size).

We still haven’t won any kickball games.
Last Wednesday was our last scheduled game.
Oops, we get to be in the loser's playoffs next Wednesday.
Also, my fantasy football team has only won once, but should have won 3 times if I had put the right players in from my reserves
Bowling was Tuesday, and we won 3 of 4 points.
I might join another bowling team.

I read previous zuis to see what I need to talk about.

Rock and Roll Confidential's Hall of Douchebags is damned hilarious.
I am literally aching from laughter.
I have seen this band perform, and they are actually quite good, but yes, that photo is worthy of ridicule.
My favorite pictures/comments are #s 48, 56, 80, and 203.

Me and the GF have been doin the DDR lately.
Actually, In the Groove
As I write this, though, I am listening to DDR songs.

Got some new Halloween Rubber Ducks.

The three on the left are from last year and the three on the right are the new ones.

Going out to see an Indian comedian tonight.
Me and the GF went to the Melting Pot on Thursday.
Tomorrow will be a hard-core snuggle day.

I'm going to walk around the house now to see if there's anything else I should blog.
Got a coupla tables at Ikea and a buncha clothes at the Gap.
I am so damn sexy it pains me.


Wednesday October 5th, 2005

Pet Peeves
  • People who flip the bird at the camera.
  • People who throw gang signs at the camera.
  • CBGB and Ramones T-shirts, especially people who wear them on stage.
  • People who don't even try to park well.
  • Pretty much ANY T-shirt with writing on it unless worn by a girl.
  • Anyone who tries to look unique-- that's an oxymoron.
  • People who know drink names and recipes and and talk about them, except bartenders behind bars (not jail bars, drinking bars)
  • Anti-intellectualism, often disguised as anti-PC attitudes.
  • Intellectual Relativism, a phrase I just learned, which is when the veracity of a claim is held questionable due to its cultural ramifications. "Global warming" dismissed not on scientific grounds but on political grounds. It's sort of the inverse of Political Correctness.

New Respect
I went to yon Best Buy to buy We Love Katamari, and of course, it was not in stock, all sold out. In stock, however, was the day-old Dance Dance Revolution Extreme 2, which I got instead, of course. And it has a two-song demo of Karaoke Revolution Party 4, which allows a person to sing AND dance at the same time. A simple song, VERY simple steps, and me out of breath and feelin' the fool. I have new respect for N' Synch. I still won't listen to their music-- what's the point? But I won't call them talentless hacks anymore.

Prance acts like N Synch are to music what professional wrestling is to sports. Indubitable talent required, some respect deserved, but still nothing without the hypy context. Interestingly, Bret Easton Ellis is trying to generate the same contexts in his new book, Lunar Park. Yawn.

While I'm on the subject and feelin old-schooly about reportage blogging, I rented Burnout Revenge, a kick-ass driving game where your goal is to win the race and wreck cars as much as possible. It's slick and fun, and gives me nausea-headaches if I play it for too long, so today I am not playing it.

Oh, and, I and mine rented and watched The Jacket. I liked the movie just fine, but that tag line: "Terror has a new name" is so incredibly misleading I'm afraid the producers don't deserve any kind of profit. The flick itself had elements of Jacob's Ladder, Butterfly Effect, and The Time Traveler's Wife. Wikipedia says 12 Monkeys, too.

Also, Netflixxed, received, watched pilot of The 4400. Poorly acted, directed, written, but intriguing enough concept to warrant furthur viewing.


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