{"id":1055,"date":"2015-05-03T15:55:36","date_gmt":"2015-05-03T23:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2015-05-04T15:58:16","modified_gmt":"2015-05-04T23:58:16","slug":"the-only-flip-flops-i-got-are-on-my-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/03\/the-only-flip-flops-i-got-are-on-my-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"The Only Flip-Flops I Got Are On My Feet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Postaday for May 3rd.<\/strong> <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/dailypost.wordpress.com\/dp_prompt\/flip-flop\/\">Flip Flop<\/a><\/strong> <em>Think of a topic or issue about which you\u2019ve switched your opinion. Why the change?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Over the course of my life I\u2019ve changed my life a lot. I suppose everyone has. \u201cAll I know is that I know nothing.\u201d Maybe that\u2019s where wisdom comes from: being wrong a lot. Not that I think I\u2019m right, now. Well, I mean, of course I think I\u2019m right, now. No one thinks \u201cwhat I think is wrong and I\u2019m not going to bother thinking what\u2019s write.\u201d Then again, I\u2019m pretty sure this opening paragraph is pretty bad\u2026 ah, but that\u2019s laziness when I say I\u2019m not going to bother to fix it.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll admit, I\u2019m having trouble thinking of a topic that I\u2019ve switched my opinion on, at least that\u2019s interesting to write about. Interesting to me, I mean. Maybe this one: When I was a kid they showed us some films in grade school to convince us to never drink or do drugs. And they worked! I was a teetotaler until I was 29. In my 20s I convinced myself that the problem wasn\u2019t the alcohol itself, but the culture, the way youth seemed to almost worship inebriation. Young wannabe priest communing with Bacchus. Then one day I realized I was fetishizing NOT drinking, so I decided, meh, bottom\u2019s up. Got drunk, for the first time, with three scantily clad young ladies. Body shots were involved. True story. Now I\u2019m a regular alcohol aficionado.<\/p>\n<p>But I draw the line there. (Also, I don\u2019t drink with scantily clad females anymore). No drugs. Weed is legal in this state, but my wife works for the federal government, so for her it\u2019s still off limits. I have no problem with also abstaining. For her sake. (Not sure what I can tell you about the future though, when she retires.)<\/p>\n<p>Can\u2019t think of anything interesting, though, in the ol&#8217; flip-flop department. And you know what? It\u2019s stalling me, keeping me from writing about something else. I just spent five minutes browsing Reddit, looking for inspiration. So here: on the topic of having changed my mind about something, I have changed my mind from \u201cI can write about that\u201d to \u201cI cannot write about that.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>When in doubt, go meta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Postaday for May 3rd. Flip Flop Think of a topic or issue about which you\u2019ve switched your opinion. Why the change? Over the course of my life I\u2019ve changed my life a lot. I suppose everyone has. \u201cAll I know is that I know nothing.\u201d Maybe that\u2019s where wisdom comes from: being wrong a lot. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/03\/the-only-flip-flops-i-got-are-on-my-feet\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Only Flip-Flops I Got Are On My Feet&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61],"tags":[70,71,72],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-postaday","tag-alcohol","tag-drugs","tag-meta"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p24y52-h1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1057,"href":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions\/1057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}