{"id":1164,"date":"2015-01-29T19:25:38","date_gmt":"2015-01-30T03:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/?p=1164"},"modified":"2015-05-09T19:26:48","modified_gmt":"2015-05-10T02:26:48","slug":"save-the-best-for-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/29\/save-the-best-for-last\/","title":{"rendered":"Save the Best for Last"},"content":{"rendered":"

Postaday for January 29th: Burning Down the House<\/a>.\u00a0<\/strong>Your home is on fire. Grab five items (assume all people and animals are safe). What did you grab?<\/em><\/p>\n

Heat cocoons, heavy and thick, but a sweet spear of cold beckons, pulls, a line of oxygen, collapsing fast as I stumble out of the room, bounce off a doorway, through the hall. Out the front door and all is smoke and choke and black, I\u2019m falling, dropping out of the haze and the heat onto the cold wet grass, thank god.<\/p>\n

Something shifts under my head. I crane to look up at a tower of canvas and crude stitching. A gloved hand is thrust in my face. I grip at and I\u2019m hauled to my feet. My knees buckle under the sudden head rush. When my vision clears, a muffled voice behind sooted plexiglass shouts something that ends with, \u201cdo you understand, Mr. Edwards?\u201d<\/p>\n

I open my mouth to reply, and cough a thick gray cloud, ripping my lungs to pieces, twisting my gut into knots. Finally I manage \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n

The roar of the fire subsides a few notes as I\u2019m pulled closer to the road. Bystanders bathed in shifting blues and reds, wide eyed andf cringing against the hear of the blaze. \u201cI said you have to go back in there! Mr. Edwards! Your family and pets are safe, but you have to go back in there and bring back five things! Do you understand?\u201d<\/p>\n

I blink a few times, my eyes somehow finding moisture inside themselves. \u201cI don\u2019t have any pets!\u201d I yell.<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay, good! Five things, Mr. Edwards!\u201d He grabs my shoulders and spins me around.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy?\u201d I manage to shout. Just turning to face the fire, it\u2019s tripled in heat, and too bright to look into.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s for the daily prompt! Now go!\u201d He pushes me, and like a fool in rush while angels stand aside cowering, I go back into my burning house.<\/p>\n

Sweat pops up on every inch of body, a refined mixture of water and sebaceous secretions, covering me in a protective coat of wax. I throw an arm up against the searing brightness, hide my mouth in the crook of elbow against the smoke. Through the front door and up the stairs, with each step rising the heat gets hotter. Down a dark hall that\u2019s more smoke than fire, into my office. Yank my computer from below my desk, cords flying as they pop out of peripherals. All my photos, my word docs, my stupid video games. I hurl it at my office window, hoping someone outside might catch it.\u00a0 The computer punches through the glass, and the sudden intake of air sets the entire room on fire\u2014 the blast launches me out the door and back into the hallway.<\/p>\n

Five things? Think! I crawl on hands and knees towards the guest room. That\u2019s where the book case is. Books. If they\u2019re not so much ash right now.\u00a0 I grab few rare paperbacks, old dime-store copies of Ross H. Spencer\u2019s early works. Not because they\u2019re valuable. Just because they\u2019d be hard to replace. I haven\u2019t read them in years. Shove them down the front of my pants.<\/p>\n

My breath is labored and heat has sapped most of my strength. I crawl across the hall into my bedroom. Reach up on the dresser and pull the watch winder down, which bounces of my head. A hot wetness, I\u2019m bleeding. One eye closes against the sting of it. I rip the watch out of the winder. A gift from my wife, to congratulate me for my first marathon. She had it engraved.\u00a0 Shove it in my pocket.<\/p>\n

Crawl out of the bedroom and to the stairs again. I try to stand up as I descend them, a feat in combination with the flames that results in my tumbling all the way down. I lie at the bottom for a moment. The books in my pants have afforded me a few odd bruises. I stand up and move around the corner. Into the living room, the small bar there. Open it, grab a rare bottle of premium rum we got on a trip to Puerto Rico. Tuck it under one arm, trip over a burning beam that falls from the ceiling. Am I even breathing anymore. Go through a doorway.<\/p>\n

Into the kitchen. This is where the fire must have started. This is insane. This is an incredibly stupid reason to risk death. I open the refrigerator, and grab a half-eaten bowl if my wife\u2019s potato salad. I\u2019m lucky if she makes it once every few years. No way I\u2019m letting this one go to waste. No damn way.<\/p>\n

And the rest is momentum. I\u2019m blind at this point, my skin and muscle and bones a collection of white-hot rocks scraping together. I\u2019m running as wood and glass and stone and brick explode around me. I\u2019m careening across the porch, my shoes in flames and dragging behind me as fall, one more time, onto the crisping lawn.<\/p>\n

The fireman catches me, hauls me towards the street. He\u2019s pulling my saved items from me, pounding me on the back in congratulations, shoving an oxygen mask in my face. I have never consumed anything more delicious. My eyes are shut but I can I still see the white hot flames dancing.<\/p>\n

A nudge on my shoulder. I open my eyes. My wife\u2019s face. Pristine, untouched by the fire. \u201cWhat about our wedding album?\u201d she screeches, her eyes wide.<\/p>\n

I turn to the firearm. \u201cThis stupid prompt. Is it set in stone? Can it be six items?\u201d I start to cough, my stomach a clench ball of knives.<\/p>\n

The fireman just shrugs. \u201cIt\u2019s your word-count, pal.\u201d<\/p>\n

I grab my wife, kiss her fiercely, and then run back towards the flames.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Postaday for January 29th: Burning Down the House.\u00a0Your home is on fire. Grab five items (assume all people and animals are safe). What did you grab? Heat cocoons, heavy and thick, but a sweet spear of cold beckons, pulls, a line of oxygen, collapsing fast as I stumble out of the room, bounce off a … <\/p>\n

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