Today\u2019s NaBloPoMo Prompt: Free Write<\/p>\n
Today is not May 30th, it\u2019s June 1st. I am back-posting this or back-dating or whatever the @#$%^& you call it. Sorry for the French there. I\u2019m a little frustrated. I got low blood sugar! No, I don\u2019t. I wish I did. I wish I had low blood sugar. That would mean I hadn\u2019t eaten MY ENTIRE @#$%^& HOUSE. Okay sorry, sorry, just a little melodrama there to get the blood pumping. The high-fructose corn-syrup-flavored blood that\u2019s oozing through my fat, corpulent veins. Oh god. Oh god why. Why did I eat all of those fake tagalongs! They weren\u2019t even real tagalongs! I don\u2019t even have enough self respect to eat an entire box of actual tagalongs! What the #$%^&* are tagalongs? That\u2019s what my wife calls them, I don\u2019t even know what they are. But I ate \u2018em! The fake ones I mean! Ate the whole dag-darn box of em! Ain\u2019t and I ain\u2019t even ashamed!<\/p>\n
Except I am, deeply ashamed, deeply bitterly ashamed. I ate them and I missed writing this and posting it on actual May 30th. What a weekend. What a weekend! Me and the house and those nnnrrr nrrrrr nrrrrnrnrnr tagalongs. Nrrr indeed.<\/p>\n
But you know what? It\u2019s no big deal, right? No one reads this stupid blog of mine, right? And even if they DO, they CERTAINLY don\u2019t read the stuff I back-day or back post or whtever the nrnrnrnrnrnnr hhrrmmm ggrrfggf\u2026.<\/p>\n
I did go for a run today. I did. Eight miles, jack. There were even a few hills in there, I got to say. Did the conversion. Checked the box to see how many calories I ate, checked the mileage charts to see how many calories I burned, and! And! All I have to do! Is go for another run! To burn the rest! Just one more run! Just one more 254 MILE RUN!<\/p>\n
I do this. I get all excited about a thing, like NaBloPoMo, I get all excited and write like a fiend and then when there\u2019s only TWO DAYS LEFT I let a stupid little box of fake tagalongs SEDUCE ME and I\u2019m wiped out. Done. Finito, as the French say.
\nTail between my legs, back-posting this two days late. I\u2019m not a man. I\u2019m a fake cookie.<\/p>\n
Today\u2019s NaBloPoMo Photo Prompt: Nightlife<\/p>\n
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