{"id":2030,"date":"2020-04-29T09:36:30","date_gmt":"2020-04-29T16:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/?p=2030"},"modified":"2020-04-29T09:36:30","modified_gmt":"2020-04-29T16:36:30","slug":"and-you-wont-even-throw-your-back-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/29\/and-you-wont-even-throw-your-back-out\/","title":{"rendered":"And You Won’t Even Throw Your BACK Out!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

These days you can\u2019t throw a gaming console in a video game store without hitting a game about shooting aliens or racing cars or playing sports. Also, you can\u2019t throw consoles in a video game store because it\u2019s probably not allowed. Also, you should be staying at home anyway because of Corona. Also, its way easier to download games instead of buying them in stores.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That\u2019s what I did- via Xbox Game Pass<\/a>; I downloaded a game, and it wasn\u2019t about shooting aliens in the face, or driving cars that cost more than my house, or playing sports (remember sports? Bunch of dudes getting paid stupid amounts of money to play with a ball and give each other Corona virus? Ah, memories). Nope, this was a game about throwing video game consoles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And other pieces of furniture. In Moving Out<\/a>, you run into houses, grab pieces of furniture, and pull them onto a truck. Or throw them, if they\u2019re small enough. And if you break a few windows along the way, or vases, so what. This is a video game, for crying out loud (although I would not be surprised in the least to find out there\u2019s an authentic furniture moving simulator out there, with different levels of difficulty, from helping-a-friend-and-drinking-beer all the way up to professional-international-transport engineering-and-drinking-beer).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s a race against the clock, of course. Jump through the living room window, grab the L-shaped couched, drag it through the back door, then go back and grab the video game console, head upstairs, throw it from the second floor bathroom, and then toss one of the beds off the balcony. Do it fast enough, and you get a gold star. A gold star for throwing a mattress off a balcony!<\/em> This is, like, training for how to have fun at parties! (Remember parties? Bunch of people getting stupid wasted while listening to obnoxiously loud music and giving each other novel Corona virus?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Houses are repeatable, so you can achieve extra, disparate goals, such as “Finish a move with no windows broken,” or “Finish a move with all windows broken,” or “Pack the pink flamingos too.” Also, there\u2019s a gnome on every level, I think, although I don\u2019t know what to do with those yet. I didn\u2019t touch them on the few houses I played. Gnomes freak me out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you have Xbox Games Pass and nothing to do, go ahead and download Moving Ou<\/em>t and play it for half an hour, see if you like it. Or, I don\u2019t know, go make a Tik-Tok video and throw some real furniture. You\u2019re probably not a doctor or work in a grocery store, so nothing you do really matters these days anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And if you ARE a doctor or work in a grocery store, a sincere thanks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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These days you can\u2019t throw a gaming console in a video game store without hitting a game about shooting aliens or racing cars or playing sports. Also, you can\u2019t throw consoles in a video game store because it\u2019s probably not allowed. Also, you should be staying at home anyway because of Corona. Also, its way … <\/p>\n

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