{"id":316,"date":"2012-01-10T15:27:20","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T23:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/?p=316"},"modified":"2012-01-11T15:35:42","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T23:35:42","slug":"a-publishing-glut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/10\/a-publishing-glut\/","title":{"rendered":"A Publishing Glut"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Rife<\/a>Been meaning to get some of these \u201cpublished\u201d over at Rife With Typos<\/a> for a while now, from last year\u2026 I got lazy around July or so, and while I did write a few things, I entered a heavy meh<\/em> stage. I don\u2019t know of meh<\/em> is a Yiddish word, but I bet they got a word for it.<\/p>\n

Then there\u2019s the daily stories I\u2019ve been writing over at 750words.com<\/a>. This, you see, is the examined life, for I examined mine and determined that I\u2019d been wasting too much time with mindless internet surfing and meme chasing. The new trivia, memes, and being up-to-date on the latest just means I haven\u2019t been doing anything remotely productive. For crying out loud, I\u2019m 40, and I know where \u201cJelly?\u201d comes from. (And no, damnit, I\u2019m not hyperlinking that.) The point is, I figure if I write at least 750 words every day, that\u2019s better than the nuthin\u2019 I was doin\u2019 before.<\/p>\n

So here\u2019s the fruit of other labors. I\u2019m not saying this is any better, in the long run, for the world, than me just sitting there clicking on pictures of cats. But if you want \u2018em, come and get em.<\/p>\n

Gratuitous Violence<\/a> (1741 words) is a silly dialogue written with no regard to factual history, contains some 24 footnotes, and is on the subject of predestination. Sort of.<\/p>\n

One Vagina in Particular<\/a> (2068 words) was written for no other reason than the last sentence.<\/p>\n

The Fattest Zombie in the World<\/a> (1802 words) is yet another zombie story (I\u2019m trying to write enough to get a whole book of \u2018em together) and is almost nearly in a more traditional vein than my usual zombie nonsense.<\/p>\n

On the Day of My Mother’s Funeral I Woke Up a Changed Man<\/a> (3368 words) is written with no apologies or even regard for Franz Kafka, and didn\u2019t get put up on the website sooner because it\u2019s so darn (for me) long (that\u2019s what she said!).<\/p>\n

Max is a Total Retard<\/a> (663 words) was written back in 2004, an \u201cassignment\u201d from a little writing club we were trying to get started. I don\u2019t recall what the assignment was.<\/p>\n

The Way of the Hummingbird<\/a> (951 words) was written in 2006 and I don\u2019t know why I wrote it, but it\u2019s got a stinger at the end, where I get all sanctimonious on your ass.<\/p>\n

And the following ten were written one on each day this year, in more or less one sitting, and with no real purpose in mind. If you want, send me an email and I\u2019ll print them in booklet form and you can give it to your friends and they will say \u201cGosh, I never met anyone before who really does know an actual megalomaniacal lunatic.\u201d<\/p>\n

Being Mila Kunis<\/a> (posted on this blog January 1st) | Fate for Dummies<\/a> | Death by Laundry<\/a> | Suicide Note<\/a> | The Most Important Person in the Restaurant<\/a> | Lester Waiting<\/a> (posted on this blog January 7th) | Your Name Was Albert<\/a> | Step On A Crack<\/a> | Twins<\/a> | There Is No I in Assume<\/a><\/p>\n

Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Been meaning to get some of these \u201cpublished\u201d over at Rife With Typos for a while now, from last year\u2026 I got lazy around July or so, and while I did write a few things, I entered a heavy meh stage. I don\u2019t know of meh is a Yiddish word, but I bet they got … <\/p>\n

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