{"id":764,"date":"2013-09-09T09:21:13","date_gmt":"2013-09-09T17:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/?p=764"},"modified":"2017-12-18T13:27:34","modified_gmt":"2017-12-18T21:27:34","slug":"review-the-locked-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/09\/review-the-locked-room\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: The Locked Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/435\" style=\"float: left;padding-right: 20px\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net\/books\/1309961330m\/435.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The Locked Room\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n      <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/435\">The Locked Room<\/a> by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/author\/show\/296961\">Paul Auster<\/a><br \/>\n      My rating: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/review\/show\/715505343\">1 of 5 stars<\/a><\/p>\n<p>      I know this guy who used to be a poet. He told me about how he would go to these writer\u2019s retreats, and sit around with other poets who would just blather on, all these anecdotes meant to pre-inform their poetry. And he hated it. And I hated <i>The Locked Room<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Because I feel like <i>City of Glass<\/i> and <i>Ghosts<\/i> where just blatherings setting up icons in <i>The Locked Room<\/i>. There\u2019s the various names of people, the various artifacts. Graves and Alice in Wonderland and red notebooks. Borrowing an overcoat might be a metaphor for something, at the reader\u2019s discretion. But when it\u2019s mentioned in one story and then another, the reader no longer has a choice. And as a reader, I do not want the author telling me what to think.<\/p>\n<p>This is not a screed affirming \u201cshow don\u2019t tell.\u201d I don\u2019t even want the author to show me anything, not on purpose any way. Just write your damns story. I\u2019ll find meaning in it if I want to. <i>The Locked Room<\/i> is so damned Freudian, and I mean that pejoratively. The main character has sex with his child-hood friends wife\u2014and it\u2019s angry sex! Bullshit.<\/p>\n<p>The only part of <i>The Locked Room<\/i>\u2014or the entire <i>New York Trilogy<\/i>, for that mattered\u2014that I found the least interesting was Fanshawe\u2019s sister. Finally, I thought, a part of the story leaked through and not \u201cexpertly crafted\u201d as a symbol of something. That is, until the sentence: \u201cEllen is no more than a literary device.\u201d I gnashed my teeth.  I decided that no, Auster must have realized that she\u2019d leaked in, and so he came to grips with his lack of control by shoving in that sentence. Ha.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever. I\u2019m done with the novel(s) now, and I can move on to middle-class meaninglessness. Fiction forwarded by cognitive dissonance, existential angst held at arm\u2019s length and not propped-up by so-called Post-Modernism. Post-Modernism can bite my ass.<\/p>\n<p>      <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/review\/show\/715505343\">View all my reviews<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Locked Room by Paul Auster My rating: 1 of 5 stars I know this guy who used to be a poet. He told me about how he would go to these writer\u2019s retreats, and sit around with other poets who would just blather on, all these anecdotes meant to pre-inform their poetry. 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