https://www.bukkhead.com/ 2026-05-17T22:51:33+00:00 https://www.bukkhead.com/ https://www.bukkhead.com/lib/tpl/dokuwiki/images/favicon.ico text/html 2022-01-06T11:13:35+00:00 jason (jason@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.bukkhead.com/doku.php?id=life_s_a_gift_ain_t_it&rev=1641492815&do=diff Writing Prompt: You are sitting outside your house, enjoying the dying embers of the campfire when two glowing eyes open to stare at you. “ Greetings, ” it rasped, “ may I share your fire tonight?” Life’s a Gift, Ain’t It? Beer’s almost gone, fire’s almost out, wife’s probably asleep by now, thank god, I can go inside and see how bad I did with the fantasy football this week. Life’s a gift, ain’t it? text/html 2022-01-06T11:10:00+00:00 jason (jason@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.bukkhead.com/doku.php?id=start&rev=1641492600&do=diff Bukkhead Creative Writing This is a collection of all the writing I've ever done, the good the bad and the ugly. Also the fugly, the mofugly, and the really really bad stuff, like poetry. I'm using Dokuwiki because I haven't found any other way to organize the ~500,000 words I've written. (That's not an exaggeration, by the way. Even if most of it is mofugly. text/html 2021-12-21T10:41:44+00:00 jason (jason@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.bukkhead.com/doku.php?id=nursery_rhyme_mumble_rap&rev=1640108504&do=diff Nursery Rhyme Mumble Rap Mary had little Lamb fleece was white as snow and followed her school one day I don't know else to say She should talk lil bo peep that girl gone lost her sheep leave 'em lone back again shave that shit cardigan Miss Muffet whatsa tuffet? text/html 2021-12-21T10:15:07+00:00 jason (jason@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.bukkhead.com/doku.php?id=month_of_frankensteins&rev=1640106907&do=diff I had the privileged of sitting down with Dargtanon Longitude Green, lead singer of the esteemed kid's emo metal band Month of Frankensteins. Here is an excerpt from our interview. Let's start with you name. D'artagnan. Am I pronouncing that right? text/html 2021-11-04T12:14:24+00:00 jason (jason@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.bukkhead.com/doku.php?id=matchup&rev=1636049664&do=diff Matchup! Write a story featuring a pathological liar, a cow, and a cardboard box. Jamie signed his name at the bottom of the painting, on the side of a cardboard box, of a cow, then put the box on a shelf next to other boxes with similarly bucolic paintings. text/html 2021-11-04T12:12:53+00:00 jason (jason@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.bukkhead.com/doku.php?id=new_holiday&rev=1636049573&do=diff New Holiday Writing Prompt: Come up with a new holiday. Explain why and how it should be celebrated. Next week is Armless Day. It's a day for celebrating people who do not have arms. Take it how you want. People who literally have no appendages dangling from their shoulders. Or people who don't have guns. Think of it like this. Armistice Day is the day we celebrate the end of world war something. Armistice, armisless, armsless, armless. Not much of a stretch. And you can't carry guns if you do… text/html 2021-11-04T12:11:09+00:00 jason (jason@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.bukkhead.com/doku.php?id=super_is_as_super_does&rev=1636049469&do=diff Super is as Super Does WP: One member of the team of superheroes has no powers. He just brings out the best in them. Gilligan walked into the Hall of Heroes break room, and found Shark Man hunched over a cup of coffee. “Hey fella. How's it hangin'? Gilligan said. text/html 2021-11-04T11:27:56+00:00 jason (jason@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.bukkhead.com/doku.php?id=your_writing_pseudonym&rev=1636046876&do=diff Your Writing Pseudonym. Writing Prompt: You’re afraid that your name and personality just don’t fit your writing style. To help sell your work, come up with a pseudonym and an alter ego for it. Tex McNabb. Call me Tex. My real name. Some folks say, what's your baby name. I tell 'em I don't got one. The say nah. The name they called you when you was born. I say I don't got one. That shuts 'em up. text/html 2021-11-02T13:33:37+00:00 jason (jason@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.bukkhead.com/doku.php?id=horrorscope&rev=1635881617&do=diff Horrorscopes Aries: Thoroughness and dedication to detail is what will get you through trying times this week, Aries. For example, be sure to see just how much you have left on your insurance deductible, and if you're even covered for when Xng'th'jlk-frt paralyzes you with his death vision and then emits a soul-scream that literally melts your skin off your bones. text/html 2021-11-02T13:29:22+00:00 jason (jason@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.bukkhead.com/doku.php?id=tantra_flopp_n&rev=1635881362&do=diff Tantra Flopp'n So there's this kid who likes three things: dungeons and dragons, sitting under a blanket on the couch with his girlfriend and watching TV, and combinatorial mathematics. So one day he and his girlfriend are under a blanket with each other on the couch watching TV, something like the reboot of Good Times starring Homicide: Life on the Street'ss Andre Brauer. And one of them says something about how they like to cuddle, and the other one says they like to snuggle too, and the one…