{"id":187,"date":"2015-01-02T17:09:19","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T17:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/?page_id=187"},"modified":"2017-10-31T10:04:30","modified_gmt":"2017-10-31T10:04:30","slug":"fiction","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/fiction","title":{"rendered":"Fiction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All of the stories. So far.<\/p>\n<ul class=\"lcp_catlist\" id=\"lcp_instance_0\"><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2016\/01\/09\/show-dont-tell-can-go-to-hell\/&#039;\">\u201cShow, Don\u2019t Tell\u201d Can Go to Hell<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2004\/04\/30\/1-800-get-back\/&#039;\">1-800-GET-BACK<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2015\/04\/10\/5th-of-may-and-me-no-burrito\/&#039;\">5th of May, and Me No Burrito<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/11\/05\/945\/&#039;\">9:45<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/11\/02\/bag-of-broken-groceries\/&#039;\">A Bag of Broken Groceries<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2019\/07\/30\/a-blind-mans-vision-of-midnight\/&#039;\">A Blind Man&#8217;s Vision of Midnight<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2012\/11\/05\/a-bucket-of-fried-chicken\/&#039;\">A Bucket of Fried Chicken<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/09\/15\/a-conversation\/&#039;\">A Conversation<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2008\/08\/07\/day-in-the-life-of-the-earl\/&#039;\">A Day In The Life of the Earl<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/11\/02\/different-kind-of-fan-fiction\/&#039;\">A Different Kind of Fan Fiction<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2008\/08\/12\/a-fine-day-in-our-department-store\/&#039;\">A Fine Day In Our Department Store<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2015\/04\/29\/a-for-rent-sign-stuck-in-the-yard-the-next-day\/&#039;\">A For Rent Sign Stuck In The Yard The Next Day<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2009\/09\/14\/a-ghost-in-the-sun\/&#039;\">A Ghost in the Sun<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2009\/05\/08\/a-good-man-is-hard-to-fine-for-jaywalking\/&#039;\">A Good Man is Hard to Fine for Jaywalking<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2013\/03\/12\/a-hazy-shade-of-thin-mint\/&#039;\">A Hazy Shade of Thin Mint<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/07\/06\/a-minor-incident-at-parkwood-and-45th\/&#039;\">A Minor Incident at Parkwood and 45th<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2006\/01\/20\/a-perfect-conversation\/&#039;\">A Perfect Conversation<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2019\/07\/30\/a-really-good-cup-of-joe\/&#039;\">A Really Good Cup of Joe<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2008\/08\/25\/a-resurrection\/&#039;\">A Resurrection<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2000\/09\/03\/a-story-with-sex-in\/&#039;\">A Story with Sex In<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1994\/04\/27\/a-thursday-night-in-july\/&#039;\">A Thursday Night in July<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1994\/12\/31\/a-vampiric-history-cerrick-and-iggy\/&#039;\">A Vampiric History: Cerrick and Iggy<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/09\/27\/206\/&#039;\">Abrir Los Brazos Como Se Abren Los Ojos<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/08\/12\/addicted-to-running-but-didnt-realize-it-until-he-got-a-bad-cramp-and-had-to-stop\/&#039;\">Addicted to Running but Didn\u2019t Realize it until He Got a Bad Cramp and Had to Stop<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/11\/02\/airports-pretty-much-suck\/&#039;\">Airports Pretty Much Suck<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/09\/18\/all-children-in-his-eyes\/&#039;\">All Children In His Eyes<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/09\/18\/allusions\/&#039;\">Allusions<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/07\/29\/an-amnesiac-does-the-new-york-times-crossword-puzzle\/&#039;\">An Amnesiac Does The New York Times Crossword Puzzle<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/07\/29\/an-average-everyday-story\/&#039;\">An Average, Everyday Story<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/10\/04\/an-exciting-tale\/&#039;\">An Exciting Tale<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2012\/04\/02\/and-theyre-all-a-positive\/&#039;\">And They&#8217;re All A Positive<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2015\/03\/03\/another-corporate-meeting\/&#039;\">Another Corporate Meeting<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2016\/10\/28\/any-old-fin-can-happen\/&#039;\">Any Old Fin Can Happen<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2013\/01\/31\/apology-expected\/&#039;\">Apology Expected<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2015\/03\/01\/as-there-are-laws-there-is-now-need-for-unlaws\/&#039;\">As There Are Laws, There is Now Need for Unlaws<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/07\/20\/bad-motorcycalia\/&#039;\">Bad Motorcycalia<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/09\/18\/baghdad-etude\/&#039;\">Baghdad Etude<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/09\/18\/ballad-of-the-almost\/&#039;\">Ballad of the Almost<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2016\/02\/26\/bananas-zombies\/&#039;\">Bananas! Zombies!<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2011\/03\/07\/bar-dark-drunk-shots-of-whiskey-sips-of-beer-crappy-baseball-game-on-tv-overweight-almost-30\/&#039;\">Bar. Dark. Drunk. Shots of Whiskey, Sips of Beer. Crappy Baseball Game on TV. Overweight. Almost 30.<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2003\/07\/06\/batman-quits\/&#039;\">Batman Quits<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2012\/01\/05\/being-mila-kunis\/&#039;\">Being Mila Kunis<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/09\/15\/beware-of-the-doug\/&#039;\">Beware of the Doug<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/09\/15\/big-mac-with-fries\/&#039;\">Big Mac with Fries<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/04\/06\/billy-bob-thornton\/&#039;\">Billy Bob Thornton<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2019\/08\/02\/black-mesh-rodeo\/&#039;\">Black Mesh Rodeo<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/09\/06\/blood-thicker\/&#039;\">Blood Thicker<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/11\/02\/blueberry-muffins\/&#039;\">Blueberry Muffins<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/06\/16\/breakfast-of-mushrooms\/&#039;\">Breakfast of Mushrooms<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/11\/02\/264\/&#039;\">Breakup Deli<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/03\/12\/broke-my-trigger-finger\/&#039;\">Broke my Trigger Finger<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2014\/12\/29\/burn-notice-a-review\/&#039;\">Burn Notice: A Review<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2012\/02\/10\/but-frederick-you-died-last-week\/&#039;\">But Frederick, You Died Last Week<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2012\/02\/21\/calculation-from-latin-calx-meaning-small-stone\/&#039;\">Calculation, from Latin, Calx, Meaning Small Stone<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/10\/08\/calculus-calculus\/&#039;\">Calculus Calculus<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/12\/01\/celebrate-bloodless-coup\/&#039;\">Celebrate Bloodless Coup<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1998\/07\/01\/chapter-seven\/&#039;\">Chapter Seven<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2012\/09\/10\/chatter\/&#039;\">Chatter<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1995\/10\/03\/chivalry\/&#039;\">Chivalry<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2016\/02\/09\/chores-done\/&#039;\">Chores Done!<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1995\/12\/15\/christmas-story\/&#039;\">Christmas Story<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2012\/03\/01\/circle-six\/&#039;\">Circle Six<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1999\/04\/11\/congratulations\/&#039;\">Congratulations<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1997\/05\/23\/consumption-is-the-definition-of-food\/&#039;\">Consumption Is the Definition of Food<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2000\/02\/22\/corny-love-poem-2000\/&#039;\">Corny Love Poem, 2000<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/08\/11\/cougars-tigers-and-milfs-oh-my\/&#039;\">Cougars, Tigers, and Milfs, Oh My<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2000\/12\/13\/cowards-in-the-face-of-time\/&#039;\">Cowards in the Face of Time<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1995\/06\/29\/cowboy-coffee\/&#039;\">Cowboy Coffee<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1999\/09\/09\/cuadrado-punto\/&#039;\">Cuadrado Punto<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1997\/10\/13\/danas-got-hips\/&#039;\">Dana&#8217;s Got Hips<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/09\/15\/dash-dash-dash\/&#039;\">Dash Dash Dash<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1995\/04\/03\/david-meets-gloria\/&#039;\">David Meets Gloria<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2016\/02\/17\/deadpool-review\/&#039;\">Deadpool Review<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1995\/10\/12\/dear-son\/&#039;\">Dear Son:<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2012\/01\/11\/death-by-laundry\/&#039;\">Death by Laundry<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2011\/02\/25\/death-gets-served\/&#039;\">Death Gets Served<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2011\/02\/25\/death-got-served\/&#039;\">Death Got Served<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1994\/11\/23\/depth-of-meaning-in-an-apparently-simple-poem\/&#039;\">Depth of Meaning in an Apparently Simple Poem<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/07\/20\/dex-boulder\/&#039;\">Dex Boulder<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2007\/01\/04\/diary-of-a-mad-man\/&#039;\">Diary of a Mad Man<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2012\/01\/26\/different-rules-same-game\/&#039;\">Different Rules, Same Game<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/09\/28\/dilemma\/&#039;\">Dilemma<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1998\/04\/02\/dinnertime\/&#039;\">Dinnertime<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/06\/25\/do-the-math-waco\/&#039;\">Do the Math, Waco<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2011\/02\/18\/doctor-chicago\/&#039;\">Doctor Chicago<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2008\/12\/26\/dodecons-butch\/&#039;\">Dodecon&#8217;s Butch<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/01\/08\/dont-tell-mr-peterson\/&#039;\">Don&#8217;t Tell Mr. Peterson<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2013\/03\/04\/dont-go-jason-waterfalls\/&#039;\">Don\u2019t Go, Jason Waterfalls<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2006\/11\/16\/doug\/&#039;\">Doug<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2016\/10\/31\/down-on-coral-street\/&#039;\">Down On Coral Street<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2013\/01\/08\/dueling-banjos\/&#039;\">Dueling Banjos<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/01\/13\/duncan-heights\/&#039;\">Duncan Heights<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2014\/08\/05\/e-mail-to-my-cousins-best-man-re-bachelor-party\/&#039;\">E-Mail to My Cousin\u2019s Best Man re: Bachelor Party<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2014\/09\/25\/e-mail-to-one-of-my-cousins-groomsman-re-bachelor-party\/&#039;\">E-Mail to One of My Cousin\u2019s Groomsman re: Bachelor Party<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2005\/06\/27\/earnest-vs-the-bottle\/&#039;\">Earnest vs. the Bottle<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2016\/03\/19\/electric-cab-opener\/&#039;\">Electric Cab Opener<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1999\/11\/13\/377\/&#039;\">Elevator<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2006\/11\/13\/elevator\/&#039;\">Elevator<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2009\/03\/18\/encore\/&#039;\">Encore!<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2011\/03\/28\/even-the-devil-hates-halloween\/&#039;\">Even the Devil Hates Halloween<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2008\/08\/28\/everybody-misses-victoria\/&#039;\">Everybody Misses Victoria<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/11\/03\/execution-requires-preparation\/&#039;\">Execution Requires Preparation<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2000\/06\/25\/exegesis-is-masturbation\/&#039;\">Exegesis is Masturbation<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2006\/12\/20\/existential-job\/&#039;\">Existential Job<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/09\/17\/extradition\/&#039;\">Extradition<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2016\/04\/03\/fahrenheit-145\/&#039;\">Fahrenheit 145<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2009\/03\/23\/fat-martha\/&#039;\">Fat Martha<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2012\/01\/11\/fate-for-dummies\/&#039;\">Fate for Dummies<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2000\/05\/08\/fatigues\/&#039;\">Fatigues<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/10\/08\/fingers-and-toes\/&#039;\">Fingers and Toes<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2016\/02\/01\/846\/&#039;\">Fol-de-rol-de-ray-do-day<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2001\/01\/22\/for-doris\/&#039;\">For Doris<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2004\/12\/07\/for-edgar-sex\/&#039;\">For Edgar Sex<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1998\/08\/11\/from-swansons-le-roy-qui-ne-peut-pas-marcher\/&#039;\">From Swanson&#8217;s Le Roy Qui ne Peut pas Marcher<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2002\/07\/10\/genesis\/&#039;\">Genesis<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2007\/09\/14\/gnivigsknaht\/&#039;\">Gnivigsknaht<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2011\/07\/05\/gratuitous-violence\/&#039;\">Gratuitous Violence<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2010\/10\/02\/gravy-stains\/&#039;\">Gravy Stains<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/1998\/10\/31\/halloween-story\/&#039;\">Halloween Story<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2015\/05\/25\/hardy-laughter\/&#039;\">Hardy Laughter<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2016\/02\/08\/hather-crusader\/&#039;\">Hather, Crusader<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bukkhead.com\/rife\/&#039;\/2013\/03\/28\/he-has-not-forgiven-you-hes-made-you-mad\/&#039;\">He Has Not Forgiven You; He\u2019s Made You Mad<\/a><\/li><li><a 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